< glamourous.

19 hours straight.
i can't even stand upright.
filmmaking's such fun.

< boys.

at first, in the sack,
"the little engine that could" ...
lasts about a month.

< french boys.

winking and playing.
i'm a sucker for a flirt.
coucher avec moi.

< day dreaming.

almost the weekend ...
sitting here writing haikus ...
more fun than friendster ...

< him.

boys disappoint me.
heartbroken and feeling blue.
should've stuck with girls.

< the writer / director.

cloud of THC
does he think we can't smell it?
why not share the love?

< cracked software.

bangkok is mecca.
overflowing bins of joy.
is it really wrong?

< big budget meeting.
< view from my desk. (alternative title)

LA producers.
stereotypical jerks.
who are these people?

< stress.

2 weeks of pure hell
until the delivery
of the Matrix 3

< explanation.

The matrix exists
In our imaginations
And our subconscious

< courting.

secret hand holding
eye contact across the room
babe, be mine tonight

< feeding time.

brie cheese and olives.
craft service for the spoiled.
have some grey poupon?

< indian customer service.

the dell crashed again.
please hold while we connect you.
bang my head on desk.

< bring it on.

sucker get in line.
i'm gonna knock you senseless.
i rock this haiku.